nonsensicalmind:

My sassy biology textbook, the writers are sarcastic jerks just like the rest of us.

Hahaha!

What are your headcanons about me?

scoutregimentkarkat:

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY

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isaabelml:

White chocolate and Raspberry cake 🍰 on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/128506014/via/jess_1052

isaabelml:

White chocolate and Raspberry cake 🍰 on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/128506014/via/jess_1052

Lost…Hatter, where are you?! || Closed RP with howtruethatis

how-true-that-is:

Megan nodded in agreement. “Right. She agreed to watch the triplets for me, but I didn’t know a show was on….” She looked up to the television, which showed Hatter’s house. She slowly realized…that the ‘show’ was her saving Hatter…and everyone knew now that….she hated herself but preferred him chubby…everyone heard every word…saw her passionate kiss…her tears….everything…. She blushed red and screamed an exclamation. “Oh my God!” She said, burying her head in embarrassment into Hare’s shoulder.  She tried sucking in her stomach and tried to shrink herself, but it didn’t work. Smaller…smaller…please be smaller. She realized with horror that the worst of it all was that everyone knew now that she had gained weight.

Mama Hatter positioned a finger to Megan’s lips wanting the lass to hush for a moment. “Megan, there is no need to be ashamed. To be honest though Hatter’s father moved out of the Looking Glass and is no longer with us here, he wasn’t always a tall slender bean pole of a man. I fell in love with Hatter’s dad when he was…a bit chunky around the middle. That man could eat I swear it….I used to cook to satisfy him…but….he got banished by the King at the time…for…for being an unhealthy host.” she sighed recalling it all clearly. “He refused to lose the weight because he knew I loved it. If Hatter is like his father I feel like something amazing is going to happen within the next few days in Wonderland.” she nodded her head giving Megan a hug as well as Hare. It was time for her to leave.

Megan blinked, confused, at the slender finger on her lips. She listened closely, her eyes widening and her mouth making a small ‘o’ of surprise at Mama Hatter’s words. Even her stomach relaxed completely as she stopped focusing on trying to make herself look smaller. “No…way…” She said in a whisper.  Mama Hatter and Father Hatter were the same as her and Hatter when they fell in love, too?! She blushed brightly, but felt like the only thing in store for Hatter was doom..if Mama Hatter was saying what she thought she was saying. But there’s no way that Hatter would risk getting banished. She knew he would stay here. Skinny and healthy like he should be. She hugged Mama Hatter tightly and went to go sit down on the couch where she softly cried in fear and shame and guilt.

(Source: asktheguardianofhappiness)

How to be a Proper Father

how-true-that-is:

“But Megan you aren’t from Wonderland…it doesn’t work as you think it does.” Hatter reassured her. “What I mentioned only applies for people of Wonderland.”

"Dear…you’re forgetting something." Megan said as she took a deep breath. "You’re not from Wonderland either…" She sighed, looking at him seriously as she calmed down from sobbing. "We’re both….we’re both…just real-world fatties…but…not you…not anymore…" She sighed, curling up again and holding Buttercup close.

“How true that…” he paused realizing that she was right. “….is…” Hatter finished. His focus now on his lean physique. This had gone on for much too long. Megan deserved happiness. He loved her for being herself. “So what if we are real world fatties? It is no big deal really! We just love food, there is no problem with that! Even if I am slender now I still have the appetite of a glutton.”

Megan sighed, a little relieved he finally understood. “Because…I was originally slender…I became fat in the first timeline to please Hare…but he rejected me…in the second timeline I reverted until the past became the present…I…haven’t been able to shake it off because…I have no willpower…That’s the problem…I’m the problem…” She sighed. “I’m the problem…because I made you hurt yourself…” Tears ran down her cheeks.

// ((Yay! Mun is her own problem! I just ate 4 granola bars at once! Yay!)) <——- sarcastic happiness, I actually hate my gut…s….Pfftttt! LOL

florelgreen:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

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How to be a Proper Father

how-true-that-is:

“Sorry? Sorry for what!? This is great it makes me work harder. If I didn’t go through the Looking Glass I could just sit about losing weight with ease. However now I have to get up and work for it.” The Host clenched his fist proud of this matter.

" But…dear…it is tough to work for something…" Megan whimpered. "…It is especially tough to have to work to lose weight…that means…" She sighed. "…Since I also went through the Looking Glass…I have to work extra extra hard…." She sighed. "…I hate myself…." She lamented, holding Buttercup close to her.

“But Megan you aren’t from Wonderland…it doesn’t work as you think it does.” Hatter reassured her. “What I mentioned only applies for people of Wonderland.”

"Dear…you’re forgetting something." Megan said as she took a deep breath. "You’re not from Wonderland either…" She sighed, looking at him seriously as she calmed down from sobbing. "We’re both….we’re both…just real-world fatties…but…not you…not anymore…" She sighed, curling up again and holding Buttercup close.

asktheguardianofhappiness said: A+: Flawless A-: Gorgeous B+: Handsome B-: Cute C+: Cute

how-true-that-is:

“A++++++++++++ back at you Megan.”

*mun and muse blush and hide*

*Megan shakes her head vigorously* “Cheater! You’re only allowed one plus sign!”

"In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself."

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via feellng)

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Lost…Hatter, where are you?! || Closed RP with howtruethatis

how-true-that-is:

“Of course I will, my work here seems to be done.” Hare sighed holding onto Megan’s hand as the pair started for their walk home. The rest of the Hatter’s company fading into the darkness of the night as well. The party seemed to be over.

Megan gave a sigh of relief as Hare protected her on their walk home. “…I’m glad…I made it on time to save Hatter…” She nodded. “…And I didn’t need to smile to do so….” She sighed again. “By the way, Hare…who made the ‘awwing’ noise when Hatter and I were talking?” She asked in confusion. “What was cute…? I don’t get it.”

“Who made the ‘awwing’ noise? Why everyone there Megan. It was a wonderful display of love and affection. You went to save your Hatter. You stopped him from making a terrible mistake.” Hare said as he started to dig in his pockets for his house key. Upon finding them the door to his house suddenly opened by itself. “Mama Hatter? Whatever are you doing here?” Hare questioned in surprise. The last person he expected to see at his door was her or the Hatter himself. “Am I in terrible trouble for assisting your son?”

The older woman laughed, “No, No! I just came to see my grandchildren and enjoy the show that was on previously.” she pointed at the screen which was now quiet and at peace. Except for the silhouette inside the Hatter’s house in the window. Whatever could Hatter be up to?

"Everyone there?" Megan echoed.  "But…You, Hatter, and I were the only ones there…" She said, her face screwed up in confusion. She nodded, she was glad she saved him. But…she didn’t understand what Hare meant. Weren’t they the only ones there? She jumped, a little frightened when the door opened, but breathed a sigh of relief when she saw it was only Mama Hatter.

Megan nodded in agreement. “Right. She agreed to watch the triplets for me, but I didn’t know a show was on….” She looked up to the television, which showed Hatter’s house. She slowly realized…that the ‘show’ was her saving Hatter…and everyone knew now that….she hated herself but preferred him chubby…everyone heard every word…saw her passionate kiss…her tears….everything…. She blushed red and screamed an exclamation. “Oh my God!” She said, burying her head in embarrassment into Hare’s shoulder.  She tried sucking in her stomach and tried to shrink herself, but it didn’t work. Smaller…smaller…please be smaller. She realized with horror that the worst of it all was that everyone knew now that she had gained weight.

(Source: asktheguardianofhappiness)

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